12.30pm Tuesday MAY 6 2008
Canberra has been wiped out !!!
Sources say that the National Capital of Australia was bombarded at 12.00 noon by flying missiles....
It was first thought that the missiles were donuts that were launched from the USA (some shady character was playing around with a very suspicious black female undergarment)
On closer inspection...police and emergency workers have found that the craters (measuring 24 kilometres in width) closely resemble giant meat pies...
if you look closely at the photo of a baby pie (which is being held by a giant) you would think they were harmless..
But obviously they're not !!
Thousands of survivors have been seen wandering the outskirts of the city dazed and covered in tomato sauce....
It looks like the Biotic Baking Brigade (Last active NOVEMBER 14, 1998 6:56 PM) have admitted responsibilty for the attack...
Innocent koala being rescued by a very kind lady after the disaster
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